The Cornell Lunatic
From Fall 2015 To Spring 2019
The Cornell Lunatic is a secret society at Cornell, in that nobody knows who we are or what we do. Well, I’ll tell you. The Lunatic is Cornell’s ONLY printed humor magazine since 1978. Screw CU Nooz.
Below are all of my contributions to the magazine, including 8 semesters of printed articles and additional online articles. You can find all past issues online here.
Personal Favorites
“Shwitter: It’s The Shit!” w/ Custom Artwork // Fall 2015
“Introducing Apple Probe” // Fall 2018
“The Twenteen Coalition” // Spring 2017
“Audio Recordings at Trump Estate” // Spring 2016
“A Confession About Confessions” // Fall 2016
A Hot Dog for Lunch
The New Yorker Issue, Spring 2019
Introducing Apple Probe
The Healthy Living Issue, Fall 2018
This Spells Conspiracy!
The Conspiracy Issue, Spring 2018
How The Water Cycle ACTUALLY Works
The Conspiracy Issue, Spring 2018
The Daddy Cinematic Universe
The Daddy Issue, Fall 2017
Scoutmaster’s Spot
The Daddy Issue, Fall 2017
The Inconvenience
Online, Fall 2017
The Twenteen Coalition
The Teen Issue, Spring 2017
Teenage Smartphones
The Teen Issue, Spring 2017
59th Annual Grammy Awards
Online, Spring 2017
Bear Necessities’ Mural Acquisition
Online, Spring 2017
Enjoy What You Do!
Online, Spring 2017
A Confession About Confessions
The Heaven & Hell Issue, Fall 2016
TechTalk
The Heaven & Hell Issue, Fall 2016
Audio Recordings At Trump Estate
The In-Flight Issue, Spring 2016
Upgrade to First Class Now!
The In-Flight Issue, Spring 2016
Shwitter: It’s The Shit!
The Tabloid Issue, Fall 2015
Celeb Bets
The Tabloid Issue, Fall 2015